The Assault Shirts Official Tee displays the official logo of Assault as well as our slogan, “The price is negotiable, the message is not”. It was the final design completed just before our first batch of printing from the great people at Merchspin. The shirt is printed on the American Apparel 50/50 Jersey t-shirt and it officially rocks harder than your mom doing beer bongs during parents’ weekend at college.

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The first Assault Apparel item Craig and Tim have seen first hand, (via photo on the internet) This print features an oversized design done completely in black on a white American Apparel 50/50 Jersey T-shirt. (sorry girls, for now it’s guys only)

The print is oversized and goes over the seam as well as over the collar. It easily adds 3 inches to your forearms and 10 inches to your chest muscles. (even if you have moobs, we’re all gonna be there some day anyways)

It being that this was one of the designs that came to light via some hardcore miller lite drinking and house music listening, I highly recommend you wear this shirt to the club and to any important presidential speeches, especially if you’re gonna be on TV. We need all the free press weez kin git!

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