If you’re new to Audio Assault, or you have friends that are new to Audio Assault, this is the place to start. The award-winning first three seasons, condensed into one power hour of non stop riffage and awkward silences.

An episode about Radiohead, the Oscars, and Jeremy Clymer’s disappeared Twitter account.

It’s the Season 2 finale of Audio Assault! Oswald drinks wine, Jere talks football, and special guest Eddie Martinez finally makes concrete the connection between cat owners and transsexuals. All in all, it’s an average night for the gang at Assault HQ but a fucking spectacular one for you.

In this amazingly tight and concise episode of Audio Assault, which does not go over time and features all of the hosts staying completely on topic for the entire duration, Oswald is joined by Dr. Joe Gibson and Chicago scenester Todd Abbott. The guys discuss, in no particular order: Orny Adams, Teen Wolf, prom, Joe’s height, Todd’s vegetarian agenda, Taco Bell, chocolate milk shakes, hipsters in Chicago, the pros and cons of blogging, Facebook, more Orny Adams, Kanye West, Joe’s library, cassette tapes, Woodstock ’94, time zones, the concept of time itself, IMBD message boards, Dexter, and Picks & Dicks.

3Oh!3 bring the party. But you probably don’t want to attend.

Win a copy of the new Exile On Main Street reissue, plus Sticky Fingers, Some Girls, And Jump Back. Just follow us on Twitter and it all could be yours!

Two winners get a copy of the 7″ Editors pressed for Record Store Day just for following us on Twitter. Do you feel lucky, punk? (Do ya?)

We’ve been lucky enough to commandeer a copy of Cypress Hill’s new album Rise Up that we’ve decided to give away to one of our Twitter followers!

We have a free Cartel CD that we want to give to one of our loyal Twitter friends!

Oswald Hobbes is at it again. He mugged an old woman and stole a Skillet CD which he then got autographed (somehow) and we’re giving it away to one of our Twitter followers!

Twitter is fun and easy, bro. It’s far better than Facebook or MySpace because it’s super-interactive and you don’t have to listen to the details of anyone’s pathetic life story.

We have 1 Re-mastered vinyl catalog from U2 that we’re just DYING to give to one of our loyal Twitter followers!

We scored some great merch from Hollywood Undead that we’re just DYING to give to one of our loyal Twitter followers! We’re giving away a signed skate deck, a Desperate Measures CD/DVD and a t-shirt to one lucky winner!

Let’s face it, unless you have a full time person to make your MySpace totally  bitchin, it’s time to look into another platform to use as your main contact point with your fans. I understand MySpace has always been a necessary evil, but when it comes to actually getting a decent return on investment from [...]

It’s not too often I get an email from Twitter telling me I have a new person with a high follower count following me. When they do, I tend to look into what they’re all about on their profile. 9/10 times it’s someone who follows twice as many people as they have following them. 10/10 times said person is a “social media power user”.

If you’re struggling to crack 100 fans or even 1,000 on your Facebook or fan page, or Twitter account, or RSS subscribers, I’m here to tell you that 1,000 TRUE Fans is all it takes. I’d like to ask what all of Assault’s RSS subscribers and newsletter subscribers are up to then because Mr. 51% and I should be rich!

I’ve been going back and forth lately between several twitter clients, and I think I have finally picked a winner for my laptop: Tweetdeck. The newest feature of tweetdeck finally put it over the top with multiple username logins, but just today I discovered something I wish I had known about a long time ago…

http://bit.ly/J4LOy Zambrano melting down. His tantrum is something I’d expect from a cubs fan, not a professional athlete. Funny still.

RT @MikeMezzadri: I think the GOP, in their totality, should go on a vision quest

http://twitpic.com/64dtn – Picture of little sister’s new puppy sitting outside in the rain. (He’s a black lab named Cooper! 11 weeks old)