In the brief two year history of Assault Shirts this is the first ever time we have had to personally reach out to our friends and fans directly in need of YOUR help.

We’ve advanced another round in a March Madness style t-shirt contest, and we’re up against some friends of ours Haha Press from Chicago. I hate interrupting everyone’s busy lives, but my competitive nature has overtaken my rational nature, and I hate losing.

What’s in it for you?

You have the distinct pleasure of knowing that the owners of Assault will make YOU a mix cd, personally, on the same laptops that we create all of our clothing designs on. It’ll have music we love from big bands, and unsigned ones. Definitely worth the two clicks if you ask me. Vote and email us with your mailing address and the CD will be sent out to you asap.

To vote click on the green #1 next to our name:

http://assault.it/1y

If I’ve asked you to vote already I apologize in advance. (Feel free to tell your friends and family to vote as well.) As always, I’m available to do menial internet tasks, laundry, dog-walking, you know the drill. If we win this round, I promise to leave you alone for at least 2 more days.

Sincerely,

“Third World” Timmy

The Red Assault T-Shirt is by far the best and my personal most favorite graphic t-shirt that I have designed to date. Unlike all the other graphic t-shirts out there, this shirt costs just $19.99 and features an over-sized print on the very trendy American Apparel 50/5o jersey t-shirt. It’s one of the few shirts where you can actually see the name of the FUCKING BRILLIANT company who made the shirt, Assault.

It being that this shirt was created in a half hour (yes, most of the designs take hours, but this one poo-pooed itself out in a few minutes of brilliance) I’ve decided to supply you with the tools to make the magic happen on your own designs. Granted, there isn’t a sweet printing company like Merchspin to make the magic actually, physically print onto your t-shirts, but it’s a good head start.

As always, like it? Hate it? Comment below? I’d love to post a tutorial series on how I design my shirts, as well as give some insight to the process as to how we make this all happen… Anyone interested? Email us, comment, let us know and I’ll make it happen.

Red Assault Shirt custom photoshop shapes