The Radioactive II T-shirt was conceived in a night of furious T-Shirt design by yours truly. I belted out I think 3 shirts that night. (I was consuming Miller Lites until I couldn’t see straight, at which time t-shirt creation came to a hault) Like most of my t-shirt designs I had an idea of what I wanted the design to look like at the begining of said process, but generally they end up looking nothing like the original vision. The hardest part is trying to decide when the shirt is done. This mostly explains why there are two versions of this design.

Crank up the streaming techno/house music from iTunes and be on your way with your custom shapes/brushes and Photoshop techniques that you have mastered over the years, and I’m sure could come up with this design in about 30 minutes. (At least that’s how long I think it took) I took the liberty of tracking down the falcon shape and putting it here for you to download: Fascist Falcon Custom Photoshop Shape.

There’s a famous quote riddled throughout this design that I liked so much I turned it into a custom brush shape and used it on several of the other shirts. I appreciated this quote for the irony of it and it’s direct relation to many of the main themes involved with most of our shirts. I hesitate to reveal who said the quote because I do believe I will be using it for a discount code one of these days.

The design’s print is oversized in two colors predominantly over the left shoulder. Unlike it’s sister deisgn the Radioactive 1 T-Shirt it does not go over the seem, but is equally as cool.

The Radioactive T-Shirt goes great with the Radioactive II Shirt, and if you have a life partner this is the shirt to get for them–especially if you’re going to try to wear them on the same day. It’ll be like the cutest thing ever.

The greatest thing about this shirt is that not only do you get the benefit of increased muscle strength times 10%, but it is personally guaranteed by the Timster to make your forearm tattoos look that much more bad-ass. That’s a promise. Pictures in our first run of print ads will surely prove that. That’s all in the works still though.

Like most of our other shirts this shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T-Shirt from American Apparel which is apparently only for skinny people. That’s why we got a handful of size 2XL for all your large-muscled door guys and MMA fighters who like to wear our stuff. American Apparel makes the nicest shirts and we get the 50/50 Fine Jersey t-shirt because it’s in our opinion the best t-shirt on the market. Screw the fact that the models at American Apparel look like chicks from the “Call on Me” music video which predates even Master Chieftain himself. We heart AA and we’re sticking by their retro cheese fashionista ways.

I’ve provided a few high resolution images here on the site so you can get a close look at the detail you’ll be getting printed on your shirt by the fine people at Merchspin. There’s a hidden quote on this shirt from my favorite Master Debator, and it could be the subject of a secret coupon code in the coming decades, barring any nuclear disaster.