Audio Assault is in trouble, and we need money. So in the spirit of us all being in this goddamn thing together, we put on a special show, a pledge drive. We really need this to work in order to ensure the survival of Audio Assault, so please – for the next hour, keep your pocketbook next to your barf bag. You’ll be wanting them both in equal measure!

A mini-fridge! Our friend Becky! Joe’s casual encounters! C.S. Lewis! A lot of whistling!

Joe and Oswald discuss the vagaries of their mostly text-based relationship, their shared love for Jewish people, the relative merits of capers, and a shart that shocked the system.

In an epic summit of modern podcasting luminaries, Medialoper Bebop mastermind Jim Connelly stops by the studio to discuss the stuff he loved in 2011. The guys also rap about Oswald’s change of life, Joe’s golden rod, and Reality Bites.

Joe and Oswald are joined in the studio by the legendary Ira Brooker, and yes – he brought his beard. The guys rap about outhouses, dream sets, Archie comics, and use of the c-word in literary fiction.

Joe’s in a funk, Oswald may have lost his mind, and special guest host Tim Horna has seen many, many movies.

In this episode of Audio Assault, Joe has soap issues and Oswald finds an old friend in the most unexpected of places. Plus ten minutes of aimless movie talk, complete with extended analysis of Cruising.

It’s the season 4 premiere of your Audio Assault! What did we do on our “vacay”? What was our favorite part of 13 Assassins? Is the new Lil Wayne album good enough to get him “off blast”? Listen for all this, plus a contest!

It’s the penultimate episode of Audio Assault’s groundbreaking, majestic, incomparable third season, and we’ve got a doozy: we watch the throne(s), we discuss the finer points of Robocop, and then we take a trip to the water park. Everybody gets a boner. Also: Joe had a missed connection at the library.

It’s that time again – our distinguished panel of experts break apart the new episode of AMC’s Breaking Bad and get inside the shrapnel to discover real meaning in what can only be described as the most original and best television series of our time.

Today, Audio Assault becomes everything, all encompassing, massive: from technology to music to pure beauty, we’re riding a new frequency. Can you hear it? If you hear it, do you dig it?

A new feature of Audio Assault, Lab Notes is an analysis of the latest Breaking Bad episode. This week: “Thirty Eight Snub.”

It’s a slight comedown from the all-time high of last week’s glory, but our new episode offers its own distinctive pleasures: Joe Gibson is out, spending some much-needed quality time with his sister, so show friend Tim Horna steps in, rolls up his sleeves, and immediately pronounces Bryan Cranston “a horrible TV actor.” Oswald and Jere fire back, but can they defeat Tim Horna in time? Spoiler alert: they do, and the conversation moves on to Donnie Darko. We also rap about Pitchfork, Jere’s trip to Chicago, and the Odd Future think piece jokes that simply won’t die. What else could it be, but Audio Assault? Were it anything else, it wouldn’t smell like this. Pull up your pants and lean back, fuckers! It’s a new dance I just made up.

In this episode of Audio Assault, Jere and Oswald destroy the universe and rebuild it in their own image simply by meeting face-to-face for the first time. It brightens up the Coffin Weed Studio considerably, but the real shocker is Dr. Joe Gibson’s shocking return to form. Suddenly loose and wild, he shocks the system. Nothing much is discussed besides Netflix and Lou Reed, but then again – isn’t that everything?

Dr. Joe Gibson is back from “vacay” in the latest episode of Audio Assault. The guys discuss the music they’ve been jamming on lately and then engage in yet another spirited debate about online trolling practices. Then Joe tells a story about sushi. Will you luagh or will you cry? The choice is up to you.

Cameron McBride makes his landmark second appearance on Audio Assault, raising the bar and also the roof. The guys talk prostates, poop, Lady Gaga, and art that makes them say “fuck you” to people who just don’t get it. Some have called this episode “risible,” and we agree – provided that means we’ve risen to the challenge of being the greatest fucking podcast on the planet.

Oswald, Jere, and Joe gather once again inside the Coffin Weed Studios to gab it out. What fat did they chew this week? Wal Mart’s unfair hiring practices, what jokes are appropriate to make at a dead junkie’s funeral, and Joe’s ridiculous anti-smoker prejudice. They shoulda called this show 2 Chill Bros and a Fuddy Duddy, but they didn’t. They called it Audio Assault.

Oswald and Jere are joined by semi-original cast members Joe Gibson and the After Party Timmy for a celebration of all things dick-related.

Summer pleasures are explored when our friend Richard Striano drops by Coffin Weed Studios to talk about music festivals, the Hangover Part II, and the helpfulness of racism. Also: we delve even deeper into Odd Future as opinions evolve, feelings change, and new friendships are forged in the fires of swag! swag! swag! Believe us when we say this is our best episode in years – but please know that we were far too high to remember any of the others.

It’s a very special episode because our friend Phil returns to the virtual studio with his trademark blend of insight and highness. The guys discuss Oswald’s promotion, Jere’s love of Panic! At The Disco, and the new Lady Gaga record. We never promised you a bed of roses, but here’s one anyway – another thorny, fragrant episode of America’s favorite amateur podcast.