The Radioactive T-Shirt goes great with the Radioactive II Shirt, and if you have a life partner this is the shirt to get for them–especially if you’re going to try to wear them on the same day. It’ll be like the cutest thing ever.

The greatest thing about this shirt is that not only do you get the benefit of increased muscle strength times 10%, but it is personally guaranteed by the Timster to make your forearm tattoos look that much more bad-ass. That’s a promise. Pictures in our first run of print ads will surely prove that. That’s all in the works still though.

Like most of our other shirts this shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T-Shirt from American Apparel which is apparently only for skinny people. That’s why we got a handful of size 2XL for all your large-muscled door guys and MMA fighters who like to wear our stuff. American Apparel makes the nicest shirts and we get the 50/50 Fine Jersey t-shirt because it’s in our opinion the best t-shirt on the market. Screw the fact that the models at American Apparel look like chicks from the “Call on Me” music video which predates even Master Chieftain himself. We heart AA and we’re sticking by their retro cheese fashionista ways.

I’ve provided a few high resolution images here on the site so you can get a close look at the detail you’ll be getting printed on your shirt by the fine people at Merchspin. There’s a hidden quote on this shirt from my favorite Master Debator, and it could be the subject of a secret coupon code in the coming decades, barring any nuclear disaster.