It’s the season 4 premiere of your Audio Assault! What did we do on our “vacay”? What was our favorite part of 13 Assassins? Is the new Lil Wayne album good enough to get him “off blast”? Listen for all this, plus a contest!

It’s the penultimate episode of Audio Assault’s groundbreaking, majestic, incomparable third season, and we’ve got a doozy: we watch the throne(s), we discuss the finer points of Robocop, and then we take a trip to the water park. Everybody gets a boner. Also: Joe had a missed connection at the library.

Jere and Oswald are joined by Audio Assault’s original prodigal son, Jeremy Clymer, in yet another heart-destroying episode. The guys discuss the new Kanye West / Jay-Z collaboration, try to make sense of an extremely complicated record review, and then bask in the light of their own magnificent Picks and Dicks.

Assault.it’s final year-end list is a suitably epic submission from the Emmy award-winning worm masseuse Jeremiah McNeil.

This is one of those list thingies, for the year of 2010. Hosted by the world’s deadliest amateur music blogger, Oswald Hobbes.

In the best podcast of the year, Jeremy Clymer returns to the show and helps Jere and Oswald pick the best music of the year.

The best rap that rappers rapped in 2010. Rap!

THE BEST SINGLE OF 2010 Cee Lo Green – “Fuck You.” If you didn’t get this song stuck in your head for at least a few weeks after it premiered on the Internet, there is something fundamentally wrong with you.  It has a genuine joie de vivre that is rarely seen in pop music, and [...]

In this episode of Audio Assault, the guys go dark – Oswald questions the very meaning of blogs after a life-altering car accident, Jere can’t figure out why the majority of Americans refuse to put the pussy in a sarcophagus, and together they single out the most dickish people of the year in a segment called “Dicks Of The Year.” Enjoy.

Kid Cudi tries to make you sad-high.

In the latest episode of Audio Assault, Oswald and Jere take aim at the Grammys and empty a full clip. Then they do picks & dicks. In between, we talk to noted hater Freddy Martinez about the hating game. You’ll learn a lot, and you might laugh a little.

In this, the landmark twentieth episode of Audio Assault, Jere and Oswald dissect Kanye’s new masterpiece and the latest installment of the Harry Potter franchise. Plus: Oswald interviews Miss Alex White of White Mystery – they talk about booking shows, writing songs, and making buttons.

In this amazingly tight and concise episode of Audio Assault, which does not go over time and features all of the hosts staying completely on topic for the entire duration, Oswald is joined by Dr. Joe Gibson and Chicago scenester Todd Abbott. The guys discuss, in no particular order: Orny Adams, Teen Wolf, prom, Joe’s height, Todd’s vegetarian agenda, Taco Bell, chocolate milk shakes, hipsters in Chicago, the pros and cons of blogging, Facebook, more Orny Adams, Kanye West, Joe’s library, cassette tapes, Woodstock ’94, time zones, the concept of time itself, IMBD message boards, Dexter, and Picks & Dicks.

In this thrilling new episode of America’s favorite assault-related podcast, Jere and Oswald go it alone, like two scrappy migrant workers furiously masturbating into the wind. They talk a little bit about hell, a lotta bit about Rihanna, and then they break all of existence down into general top 5 lists. All in all, it’s just another peculiar episode of the increasingly inconsistent AUDIO ASSAULT.

In this episode the guys squash the lo-fi indie rock gimmick, the Weezer CD, as well as the VMAs, and why it’s bad to take advice from Taylor Swift.

Jere, Clymer, Oswald, and “The After-Party” Timmy formerly known as “Third World” Timmy discuss how much hypem sucks, as well as the pronunciation of the word hubris, and the universal language of cock! Off-topic… topics discussed were getting banned on twitter, smoking lots of weed, internet personas, spambots, and Russian nesting dolls.

Rick Ross keeps improving his rap game and stepping up his fantasy game. Also: these beats are dope.

Our resident musicologist gets something big and sharp up his ass about the Grammys.