If you’re new to Audio Assault, or you have friends that are new to Audio Assault, this is the place to start. The award-winning first three seasons, condensed into one power hour of non stop riffage and awkward silences.

The Cast: The After Party Timmy, Jeremy Clymer, Jere Pilapil, Oswald Hobbes, Joe Gibson, Cameron McBride, Jim Connelly, Josh Radde, Richard Striano, Tim Horna, Phoebe Heyman, Alex Pozzo, and Phil.

Fall Out Boy’s recently released singles collection Believers Never Die is a great example of the greatest hits paradox – by including all of a group’s best known songs, you inevitably leave off deep cuts that better exmplify the given band’s greatness. So, while Believers Never Die includes official singles like “Dance, Dance” and “This Ain’t A Scene (It’s An Arms Race),” it inadvertently supports the notion that FOB is a shallow band for teenagers. As hardcore, unapolegtic Fall Out Boy fans, we at the Assault offices have compiled a list of supplemental tracks to help complete the picture. To wit:

“Chicago Is So Two Years Ago”

“The Patron Saint Of Liars And Fakes”

“7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen)”

“Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued”

“The Carpal Tunnel Of Love”

“Hum Hallelujah”

“I’ve Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers”

“Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet”

“w.a.m.s.”

“Pavlove”