Posts Tagged ‘americanapparel’
Assault loves sluts, and so does American Apparel!
American Apparel is whoring out their product to all you ONS (One Night Stand) kinda people out there, and let me tell yah… seldom will you find a place more open minded to marketing to sluts than Assault!* According to the American Apparel Daily Update for today, American Apparel is proud to have their product [...]
American Apparel doesn’t heart the Democratic Congress
Being a frequenter of the American Apparel blog I sometimes get to read some blistering insight into the current immigration issues surrounding our favorite t-shirt supplier AA. Apparently, they either employ masses of illegals, or they just know some legal immigrants who know alot of illegals. It seems that for that very reason they do [...]
Mr. Prez rejects call for modeling for American Apparel
Mr. P-rez himself Craig has again turned down American Apparel’s request that he model for them at one of their trade show events in Las Vegas. He simply just does not have the time, and he refuses to wear a silly pink unitard that makes his skin itchy. He’s got allergies dammit, and besides as [...]
Get paid nothing to model for American Apparel!
Want to be a model for American Apparel? Live in Southern California? Want to do it for a freakin 50% off coupon? Head over to the American Apparel blog and send in your shit to see if their “model scouts” think you have what it takes. Timmy has sent in pictures of Craig with his [...]
More American Apparel Shenanigans
Three blog posts in one day, this is unprecedented. This post pertains to another article I found regarding the American Apparel Founder, and his apparent engagement in trying on his brand’s underwear on in front of female employees. This potential piece of clothing is commonly known as a cock sock? (article comes from a site [...]
Assault Shirts will make you look like a fat hooker
I stumbled upon a video today of a few ladies trying on some American Apparel clothing. It being that they are our suppliers of our shirts I thought I would post a link back to the video… Apparently, our shirts will make you look like a fat hooker. Well wait, I take that back. After [...]
Radioactive T-Shirt
The Radioactive T-Shirt goes great with the Radioactive II Shirt, and if you have a life partner this is the shirt to get for them–especially if you’re going to try to wear them on the same day. It’ll be like the cutest thing ever. The greatest thing about this shirt is that not only do [...]
