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Cut The Crap #1: The Rebound
Jere begins his Cutting The Crap series with some very serious crap: Van Halen III, a failed attempt by one of the world’s greatest rock bands to reinvent themselves in the grunge age.
Assault Shrapnel #6
Contrary to what you see on Assault, we still have time to lovingly peruse our old music collections. With that in mind, Jere has fired up his iPod, set it to “random album” and reviewed the first three things that pop up. We call it Assault Shrapnel, where nothing is off-limits and you don’t know what’ll hit you!
We Used To Wait #3: I Wish My Cat Could Talk
The other day a funny thing happened. I had just parked my car in the Meijer parking lot and I was ready to run in and grab the pints of ice cream that I came for, but then a song started playing and it was so good that I re-settled in my seat, lit another [...]
Music Video Hell #11: Vengaboys & Perez Hilton
Now that MTV has about as much to do with music as KFC has to do with Kentucky, the Internet has become our primary source for music videos. With the Internet, though, there is no filter. It’s hard to separate the wheat from the chaff. Well here, rocketeers, is the chaff. It’s your penance for a lifetime of sins: Music Video Hell. This week: Vengaboys & Perez Hilton make some serious threats to your butthole.
Video: Benny Marchant – Conversations Missed
The song is mediocre; the images are striking. Take a look!
Review: California Wives – Affair EP
This Chicago band makes a great first impression with their debut EP – it’s so good, you’ll cut your penis off.
Review: Katy Perry – Teenage Dream
In which Jere ejaculates a lot of words about Katy Perry.
Cutting The Crap: An Intro
Jere investigates some classic musical missteps in an effort to understand how good careers go awry.
We Used To Wait #2: Snooki & Stevie
It’s been a week without any free music – can Oswald keep it together? With the help of Stevie Nicks and Bob Dylan, maybe.
Review: Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. – Horse Power EP
Debut EP from cleverly named combo is pretty unabashedly pretty.
Assault Shrapnel #5
Contrary to what you see on Assault, we still have time to lovingly peruse our old music collections. With that in mind, Jere has fired up his iPod, set it to “random album” and reviewed the first three things that pop up. We call is Assault Shrapnel Reviews, where nothing is off-limits and you don’t know what’ll hit you!
Music Video Hell #10: Trade Martin
Now that MTV has about as much to do with music as KFC has to do with Kentucky, the Internet has become our primary source for music videos. With the Internet, though, there is no filter. It’s hard to separate the wheat from the chaff. Well here, drinkers of both tea and coffee, is the chaff. It’s your penance for a lifetime of sins: Music Video Hell. This week: Trade Martin and the “mosque” at “ground zero.”
We Used To Wait #1: Intro
Oswald Hobbes stops downloading music. What will happen?
Assault @ The Movies!: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Jere vs. Scott Pilgrim.
Review: Wale – More About Nothing
Wale rebounds from the commercial and critical disappointment of Attention Deficit with more fresh Seinfeld references.
I Call Fives Make Recorded Music History
I Call Fives release their cool EP on even cooler colored vinyl. Get it while it’s hot!
Review: Frontier Ruckus – Deadmalls & Nightfalls
Michigan band parlays the economic desperation of their home state into pleasing, sad alt-country.
Music Video Hell #9: Violent JJ
Now that MTV has about as much to do with music as KFC has to do with Kentucky, the Internet has become our primary source for music videos. With the Internet, though, there is no filter. It’s hard to separate the wheat from the chaff. Well here, ninjas and Juggalos, is the chaff. It’s your penance for a lifetime of sins: Music Video Hell. This week: Violent JJ.
Nude Photos of Katy Perry!
REALLY!
Video: Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. – Nothing But Our Love
The name of this band is…Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. Check out their video.
