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Oswald Vs. The Braineaters

Dr. Oswald Hobbes, our resident music-snob, puts down his headphones long enough to take on the greatest threat known to man: muthafuckin’ zombies.

Tutorial: How To Create An Online Storefront With Storenvy

Recently, the geniuses over at Storenvy relaunched their online storefront system with a totally revamped ruby on rails environment that can be completely customized from head to toe. We’re going to walk you through the steps we took to customize ours.

Retro Galaxy T-Shirt

The Retro Galaxy t-shirt makes up our quasi fall/winter line of t-shirts, and is primarily made up of images captured by Nasa’s very own Hubble Telescope.

It’s A Wolfpack Party!

Too $hort proteges The Pack, hailing from Berkeley, CA and responsible for the noted semi-hit “Vans,” are prepping for the release of their new album, Wolfpack Party, and they’re kicking the festivities off with some fun shit. We’ve got said shit embedded below: the album’s titular first single and a video showing the aftermath of [...]

A Vote For Assault Is A Vote For Baby Unicorns & T-Shirt Deals!

Every time you vote for Assault Shirts on TeeMadness a baby unicorn gets its wings!

Video: Ted Leo – “The Mighty Sparrow” (Live)

In the last two weeks, the bastards at Pitchfork have debuted the official new video for Ted Leo & the Pharmacists‘ “The Mighty Sparrow” (from Leo’s much-beloved-in-Assault-HQ recent disc The Brutalist Bricks), while the awesome people at the AV Club caught the dude covering the timeless Tears For Fears classic “Everybody Wants To Rule The [...]

Assault Needs Your Help To Avoid Elimination!

Our clothing line has entered into round two of TeeMadness! We’re in a neck and neck race with another clothing company, and we need your help to advance to the next round! It only takes one second to vote, and two clicks! All you have to do is click on this link, and then click [...]

Molotov Cocktail Firesale: We’re Setting Everything on Fire

We’re having a fire sale at our online t-shirt store. $15.99 shirts + free shipping! Every thing we don’t sell is getting set on fire…

Interview: Shawn Hilgart of We Cant Stop Thinking – Designers for Fall Out Boy, Boys Like Girls, & Q101

Interview: Shawn Hilgart of We Cant Stop Thinking – Designers for Fall Out Boy, Boys Like Girls, & Q101

Third World Timmy sits down with Shawn Hilgart of We Cant Stop Thinking to talk about nerdcore topics–zombies, vampires, flash, skynet, html5, and the like.

Thanks for Two Great Years Everyone. Everything’s 25% off + Free Shipping

Two years ago we launched with a small t-shirt store. (We only had 12 shirts) Now, we’ve become a full fledged design/music/apparel resource with 30 products sold to every state in the US and 20+ countries. To say thanks, we’ve lowered everything by at least 25% and as always, free shipping.

Guitar Pick Photoshop Custom Shape Download

Guitar Pick Photoshop Custom Shape Download

One thing we give with every shirt purchase from our online store is a free guitar pick! If you’ve been lucky enough to meet us in person, you probably got one attached to your business card as well. If you’d like to get a custom guitar pick shape to design your own guitar pick, free free to use our template:

IAmTheTrend: Live from Storenvy

IAmTheTrend was nice enough to invite Craig, myself, and a few others to do a live show for IATT.tv from Storenvy’s print facility in Chesterton, IN. It’s been called the best IATT.tv of all time.

During the show we covered screen printing questions, word of mouth marketing questions, how to choose a printer questions, and even touched on design/branding a bit. A must watch for anyone interested in the apparel industry.

Tim & Craig will be live on I AM THE TREND (iatt.tv) Thursday night at 8pm!

That’s right. Mr. 51% and “Third World” Timmy will be appearing live on ustream tomorrow night at 8pm talking with Adam and Beau from I Am The Trend about the trials and tribulations of starting your own t-shirt company. The show will be taped lived at Store Envy HQ!

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