Eddie drops by Coffin Weed Studios to spread the slander while our good friend PB stands by patiently, waiting to share his energy.

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Our old friend Jeremy Clymer stops by the studio to rap about mechanically separated foodstuffs, Bang Cop, and homosexual subcultures.

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Part 2 of our pledge drive has arrived for your listening pleasure. Or, more probably, disgust. It’s a journey down the rabbit hole of excess and indulgence that will leave you trembling with shame and remorse. Take a trip with us, won’t you, into the deepest black of the abyss? (Part 2 of a special 2 part episode.)
Guests: Phil, Chip, and Van Buskirk

Audio Assault is in trouble, and we need money. So in the spirit of us all being in this goddamn thing together, we put on a special show, a pledge drive. We really need this to work in order to ensure the survival of Audio Assault, so please – for the next hour, keep your pocketbook next to your barf bag. You’ll be wanting them both in equal measure! (This is part 1 of a special 2-part episode.) Guests: Cameron & Phil

Following up their most acclaimed episode yet, Joe and Os sit down with former cohost Jere Pilapil to rap about relationships, whistling, and Chris Benoit. It’s an epic installment jam-packed with uncomfortable truths, awkward silences, and jokes about dildos.

A mini-fridge! Our friend Becky! Joe’s casual encounters! C.S. Lewis! A lot of whistling!

Joe and Oswald discuss the vagaries of their mostly text-based relationship, their shared love for Jewish people, the relative merits of capers, and a shart that shocked the system.

In an epic summit of modern podcasting luminaries, Medialoper Bebop mastermind Jim Connelly stops by the studio to discuss the stuff he loved in 2011. The guys also rap about Oswald’s change of life, Joe’s golden rod, and Reality Bites.

Joe and Oswald are joined in the studio by the legendary Ira Brooker, and yes – he brought his beard. The guys rap about outhouses, dream sets, Archie comics, and use of the c-word in literary fiction.

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Joe and Oswald rap about American history, dads, the Stones, grammar, Van Halen’s squabbles, and the artistry of their laziness.

With the future of Audio Assault hanging in the balance, Oswald and Clymer show some respect for the game.

Audio Assault presents this season’s lost episode, a certified Turkey Of The Year, marinating in its own salty broth.

In this episode of Audio Assault, Joe has soap issues and Oswald finds an old friend in the most unexpected of places. Plus ten minutes of aimless movie talk, complete with extended analysis of Cruising.

It’s our 69th episode, and of course things get smutty -- Joe has a quesadilla problem, Jere’s at the mall, and Oswald could fist any guy in this room, right now, without it being gay. Plus: Thee-Ram Jam!

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It’s our second annual Halloween Spooktacular, and we’re bringing out the big guns! Unfortunately we forgot to load our “guns” with the “ammo” of topics and everyone is half-asleep. But trust us when we say, this episode of Audio Assault is horrifying…ly funny!

Music by: John Carpenter, Cliff Martinez, The Chromatics, Nikka Costa, Steely Dan, Wendy Carlos, Fever Ray, and Marilyn Manson.

If you’re new to Audio Assault, or you have friends that are new to Audio Assault, this is the place to start. The award-winning first three seasons, condensed into one power hour of non stop riffage and awkward silences.

The Cast: The After Party Timmy, Jeremy Clymer, Jere Pilapil, Oswald Hobbes, Joe Gibson, Cameron McBride, Jim Connelly, Josh Radde, Richard Striano, Tim Horna, Phoebe Heyman, Alex Pozzo, and Phil.

Joe is back in the studio, and tensions are inexplicably high as the guys discuss Drive, John Cusack movies, and Jim Connelly.

It’s the final season four installment of Audio Assault’s Lab Notes, the show that chronicles AMC’s Breaking Bad, the show that chronicles one man’s attempt to create pure, beautiful meth in the face of seemingly impossible odds. We’ve danced around each other like hungry alley cats for most of this season, debating whether the show had lost its special something. In this episode we finally become cats that have stumbled upon a chess board and immediately commence the fiercest, most competitive contest in the history of the sport. It’s a master class in marbled pwnage, to be certain, and it begins right now, as soon as you click play. There are spoilers.

In our latest episode, we broadcast live from a mall. Topics include FYE, beds, Slurpees, cocaine, spiders, and grandmothers. The program is brought to you by 31 Nights Of Terror, Joseph Gibson’s horrifying new weblog.