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Audio Assault #1 – The Universal Language of Cock

Jere, Clymer, Oswald, and “The After-Party” Timmy formerly known as “Third World” Timmy discuss how much hypem sucks, as well as the pronunciation of the word hubris, and the universal language of cock! Off-topic… topics discussed were getting banned on twitter, smoking lots of weed, internet personas, spambots, and Russian nesting dolls.

Musical topics include Hypem, Kanye West, Weezer, and Mad Men.

Picks of the week

  • Jere: Call Me Lightning, and the Scott Pilgrim vs. The World video game
  • Jeremy: Bombay Bicycle Club – I had the Blues but I shook them loose. Riff Tracks Live showing Reefer Madness
  • Tim: The Gaslight Anthem – American Slang, and Music Skins
  • Oswald: The New Wale Mixtape, and the weed he bought last week

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tim Tim is the co-owner of Assault, and tends to think he can party twice as hard as anyone. Follow him on twitter @assault

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6 comments “awaiting immediate, obnoxious rebuttal”

  1. Tim, it’s spelled WALE. Hahahaha. I love you, man. Good to be back in the podcasting business again.

  2. Jeremy says:

    This is pretty awesome and all but… did the title have to be so cock-centric?

  3. tim says:

    Dude I did that at 130am after numerous crashing audacity fiascos! The title is setting the tone right from the get go

  4. Jeremy says:

    True story: I didn’t even realize that was a direct quote from me until I heard it again on the podcast. Then I chuckled a bit and remembered that cheap brandy I was drinking.

  5. Josh Radde says:

    If you’re going to make fun of me for shitty bands I like, make sure you talk about bands I ACTUALLY like.

    Podcast boo-boo.

  6. tim says:

    You like Bare Naked Lady. They suck.

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