Molotov Cocktail Firesale: We’re Setting Everything on Fire
So we like molotov cocktails, and fire
After a night of mildly drunken tom-foolery not so long ago, we decided it would be interesting to aimlessly throw around some molotov cocktails in an uninhabited neighborhood under the supervision of professionals–fun for the whole family.
During our crusade, we discovered two things: 1) how exciting it is to pretend you’re an anarchic gangster, and 2) it would be awesome to be Indiana Jones. But, with those two dreams hopelessly removed from the reality of our day to day struggles as t-shirt shop owners, we thought it’d be fun to set some of our inventory on fire in true pyro fashion. So we bring to you a rescue mission of sorts: while we don’t want to set our prized shirts on fire – they were made in America, after all – we just can’t help ourselves.
If you think you’d like to rescue one of these shirts from being put down like a stray dog having a real bad day at the animal shelter, then you should head over to our store and buy one (or two, or three) before we go all twelve-year-old-with-a-magnifying-glass on this shit. Please, rescue one of our fledgling t-shirt orphans in true liberal style. Have at it thou mangled boil-brained pigeon-egg!
Go to the store to get shirts for $15.99 that we’re never selling again
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Tim is the co-owner of Assault, and tends to think he can party twice as hard as anyone. Follow him on twitter @assaultEmail this Author | All posts by tim
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