Go To This Show!: Welcome To Ashley @ Empty Bottle (2/12/10)

February 10th, 2010 by Oswald Hobbes / Comment on this post

Get excited, boner-fans! Assault favorites (and certified badasses) Welcome To Ashley are playing the Empty Bottle this Friday (2/12/10). There are limited number of tickets for $5, and after that it’s gonna be $10, but you wouldn’t go wrong spending a million dollars on this fantastic line-up. And that’s not hyperbole, friends: WTA are being backed up by I Lost Control and The Handcuffs, two rad Chicago bands that are going to put burning holes where your eyes used to be. And also your ears.

Don’t believe me? Here’s the proof:

Welcome To Ashley

I Lost Control

The Handcuffs

Now do you believe me?!! Great! Come out to the Empty Bottle at 10pm on Friday and see the magic happen live, before your eyes. If you have other plans, cancel them -- this is better. If you’re worried about the weather -- it’s just a little snow, Chicago! Come on! We’ve had snow for literally billions of years! If you come to the show and are disappointed, I will personally refund the purchase price of your ticket, buy you a can of Blatz, and cut your hair.* Just do it.