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Heely Shoes: not just for 12 year olds

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I recently spent the $50 dollars required to earn me the title of coolest person EVAR by purchasing myself a pair of adult sized Heely shoes from Zappos.com. For the longest time I’ve wondered what the hell those little kids were scooting around on when they were in my local mall and when I finally found out what they were I was devastated to learn that they were only kid sized shoes.

While parusing the net the other day I was delighted to find that they do in fact make Heely’s in Adult sizes! Best part: they’re only $50 bucks! After conferring with the great people at Zappos I was able to get my shoes overnighted, and as of right now I’m sitting here at the office anxiously awaiting their arrival. I’ll keep everyone posted as to my progress as well as to share any pictures of the major spillage that will most definitely ensue.

In other news, we still have yet to receive ANY pictures of ANYONE wearing our new Phoenix Rising T-Shirts that we mailed out several weeks ago! For those of you who promised pictures… well, WHERE ARE THEY!? We have all these free guitar picks and coupon codes that are just sitting here waiting to be given away!

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tim Tim is the co-owner of Assault, and tends to think he can party twice as hard as anyone. Follow him on twitter @assault
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  1. [...] the assholes. I know you should even make the assholes happy because I’ve been that asshole. I’ve bought shoes online once, from Zappos. They screwed up my order by sending it to the wrong place, and I was pissed. (For some obscure [...]

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