Assault loves sluts, and so does American Apparel!
American Apparel is whoring out their product to all you ONS (One Night Stand) kinda people out there, and let me tell yah… seldom will you find a place more open minded to marketing to sluts than Assault!* According to the American Apparel Daily Update for today, American Apparel is proud to have their product emblazened inside a “Ho on the Go” style package with mints, some fragrance, a condom, and many other necessities for a one night stand. (Except for the sneaky getaway!)
The male version of the Ho on the Go kit comes with the American Apparel manties aka tightey whitey undewear. Why is it that every time I mention American Apparel I feel the need to not only link to the Call on Me music video, but I also HAVE to watch it like four times in a row with my speakers on full blast so that everyone in the office can also appreciate the genius of retro clothing and gratuitous female girating to kick ass techno. (Way to Go Eric Prydz) Just thank me for not putting up a screen capture of what American Apparel has in their catalog for the picture of the manties, pure unattractive hipster man-crotch all in yo face.
Personally, not my style but I’m sure you could catch Mr. 51% himself lounging around in some bright Napa blue ones on a weekend reading the Sunday paper. In fact, I think that may make for a great ad campaign in the near future…
* It should be noted that we are not chauvinist/sexist, we’re merely sarcastic and afraid of pretty girls.
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Tim is the co-owner of Assault, and tends to think he can party twice as hard as anyone. Follow him on twitter @assaultEmail this Author | All posts by tim
