The Assault.it Top 25 Songs

Introducing the official Assault.it chart of songs we can't stop listening to, no matter how sick our girlfriends get of them. The list is created each week by a secret committmee (beholden, as they say, to NO ONE), and tracks the general critical consesus of the Assault.it brain trust. Behold, and gaze in wonder...

Audio Assault #3 – The One Hitter

August 30th, 2010 4:19 pm by Tim | No Comments »

Oswald, “The After-Party” Timmy, Jere, and Jeremy had so much energy this week they recorded a bonus episode! This episode covers The Walking Dead (And Zombies vs. Robots in a post apocalyptic battle royale) The guys also wrap up their best things of the summer, as well as what they are most looking forward to this Fall.

Audio Assault #2 – Dream Helmet

August 22nd, 2010 3:30 pm by Tim | No Comments »

In this episode the guys talk about Bob Lefsetz, Burlesque, The Gathering of the Juggalos, Tila Tequila getting hit in the face, wrestling corpses, the ShitBoXXX, (Featuring our first shitty press release about Bret Michaels hosting the Miss Universe Pageant.) the tediousness of hip hop, Drake, and dream helmets.

Audio Assault #1 – The Universal Language of Cock

August 14th, 2010 10:37 am by Tim | 6 Comments »

Jere, Clymer, Oswald, and “The After-Party” Timmy formerly known as “Third World” Timmy discuss how much hypem sucks, as well as the pronunciation of the word hubris, and the universal language of cock! Off-topic… topics discussed were getting banned on twitter, smoking lots of weed, internet personas, spambots, and Russian nesting dolls.